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baghdad_bush Donating Member (154 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-29-08 06:32 PM
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42. Do you remember this from Molly Ivins? She was right on target!!
How to cure a chicken-killing dog

Do you know how to cure a chicken-killing dog? Now, you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine a dog it is otherwise.
The way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and wire the thing around the dog’s neck, good and strong. And leave it until that dead chicken stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor beast.
Thing’ll smell so bad the dog won’t be able to stand itself. You leave it on there until the last little bits of flesh rots and fall s off, and that dog won’t kill chickens again.
The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to sicken everyone. It should cure the country of electing Republicans. And at least the Democrats won’t have to clean up after him until it is clear to everyone who made the mess.

*Molly Ivins of Creators Syndicate

It's smelling pretty bad now....almost unbearable!!
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