Reply #44: Let's see here...

[jgraz]

A: None -- they never thought they'd have to change lightbulbs after February 5th

A: None -- They just blame the media for the darkness.

A: Three -- One to call the bulb a muslim, another to publish a photo where the bulb looks even darker and a third to endorse the old, broken bulb over the shiny new one. (note that it's still dark when they're done)

A: Three -- one breaks the new bulb, the other eats the old one and the third sticks his finger in the socket. Hillary pays them all 12 million dollars.

A: Is it in a caucus state? Then let the fuckers light a candle.