Reply #9: Get a truckload of lights & a generator take em out in the desert & summon flying saucers

[kenny blankenship]

and beg them to act as our alien overlords and install Hillary as their Viceroy. Alternately you could all sell your souls to Lucifer in exchange for naming Hillary as his Satanic Favorite and Lieutenant on Earth.

All these schemes--aliens, Satan, Constitutional Convention-- are equally plausible paths for Hillary to the Presidency.