It's not as if I like making so many jokes at Palin's expense...

[Wetzelbill]

It's just that, at heart, I'm a comedian. And she just brings so much material to the table, you know? I know some might accuse Wetzelbill/and a token female to be named later but Kurovski is still the puppetmaster '08 for negative campaign attacks, but I just can't help myself. It's my nature.

You can't blame me for making fun of Palin anymore than you could, say, blame a dog for chasing a care. We are both dumb animals...not unlike John McCain. It's our nature! I have to tell jokes, the dog has to chase the car, and McCain has to screw up. Palin is just a muse.


It's not my fault, really. In the end, I'm just a short, chubby guy sitting at his computer and looking to entertain his masses. If I happen to get a vote out of it, well so be it.

I have to do it. Honest.