Reply #12: Translation: It's CLINTON'S fault, since it was HIS immoral conduct . . .

[hatrack]

. . . that led me to get so badly and irrefutably busted. Whoever's fault it is, it certainly isn't MINE.

Well, it may have been, but it was really just a cry for help, doncha know?

And I was crying for help because of my addiction to booze/gambling/amphetamines/porn/heroin/shopping/junk food/Beanie Babies that reduced me to this low estate, so that after I check myself into the nearest rehab center, I can go on the morning news shows and talk about my battle with addiction, my search for forgiveness, and my . . .

(drum roll, please)

NEWLY STRENGTHENED RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR.

I think that's about how these things usually go.