Barack Obama is left handed

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He can't get elected because:

1)He has a funny name.

2)He has is a muslim sounding name

3)He isn't black enough.

4)He can't beat Clinton's organizations in the caucuses

5)He is too intellectual he won't inspire people.

6)He is too black

7)He won't be able to raise enough money

8) He is too inspirational

9) He won't last beyond Super Tuesday

10) The Latinos won't vote for him

11)His followers will wake up and realize they are being hoodwinked

12) People read emails that say he is a communist/muslim/madras going/no pledge of alliegence saying/republican plant

13) He can't debate

14) He can't win big states


So I am guessing that the only thing that hasn't been thrown at him is that "He is left handed".

Of course there is one more thing and that is once he is hit with some criticism and you would think since he just handled these other 14 things and they just didn't stick that you might think he will when they hit him with something really smart and clever. Just watch him buckle when they launch the "he is left handed" campaign.