Hillary and the Cherry Tree

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Setup:

Hillary is found holding the ax...standing next to the downed tree.
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"Hillary! Why did you chop down this tree?"

"I didn't chop down the tree! What on earth could possibly make you think I had chopped down the tree? You must hate little girls. That's the only possible explanation for your irrational accusations. You're a SEXIST!"

"Hillary, you are still holding the ax and standing next to the tree."

"I used the ax to scare off that little black boy. He's the one who really chopped down the tree.
(whispers...he's a Muslim you know.)"

"Hillary, there are still splinters sticking to the ax you are holding."

"That's because the black boy, who remember, is a MUSLIM, picked up the tree after he cut it down and started swinging it at me. I had to use the ax to defend myself."

"Hillary...c'mon now...How can you expect me to believe that?"

"What are you a SEXIST??? A girl can't defend herself against a brute!!??? We should just lay down and be raped by black, Muslim, tree-cutting thugs??!!!!"

"Sigh...I give up."

"YESSSS!!! I WIN AGAIN!!!.....Hey...Wanta buy some cherry wood?...What?! Why Not!!?? What are you??? SEXIST!!??