Reply #16: They're like zombies, they just keep coming.

[LeftyMom]

Could somebody please inform the door knockers from the Church of Christ, the Mormon bike patrol, the JWs, the Jesus Loves You guy at the BART station, the sweet neighbor lady who keeps inviting me to church, the weirdo who screamed at me at the light rail station for not taking a Chick tract, and all the other proselytizers that I've already read the bible, I just don't think it's true, and I'd rather not be bothered about it again?

Forget the Do Not Call list, we need a Do Not Preach list.

"Have I told you about God's Plan for..."

"Sorry, on the list."

"Oh, gotta be careful about that- there's a big fine. Have a good day anyhow!"