Reply #9: "I can promise you, we are not animals"

[FiveGoodMen]

I can promise you that the Sun isn't hot.

I can promise you that gravity doesn't draw mass together.

I can promise you that we don't really breathe air in order to get oxygen.

I can promise you that the earth isn't really spherical.

I can promise you that water doesn't really expand when it freezes.

I can promise you that you brain is really part of your digestive system.

I can ... well, you get the picture.

I can promise any fucking bullshit that I want. But I'd be wrong.

We most goddamned definitely ARE animals.