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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-09-06 09:30 AM
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9. Damned weiner dogs will eat ANYTHING
Edited on Thu Feb-09-06 09:32 AM by Patiod
We had one little female who ate:
- a needle and thread
- knee-high stockings
- an entire pair of rabbit-fur earmuffs
- a studded leather collar
- baby birds, still in the shell (hours from hatching)
- lots and lots of driveway worms (after rain)
- spiders
- a bee
- half of a $250 cashere Land's End sweater
- several loafer tassells
- the crotch out of several pairs of dirty underwear

Only the bee and the collar did any noticable damage to the dog -- the bee inflicted its own punishment (there's nothing sadder than doxie who had eaten a bee: muzzle size = head size) and the vet induced vomiting to get the collar back up. Everything else passed.

Any pictures of weiners in the snow? Nothing funnier than letting out the dachshund in the snow - you have to laugh when you can only monitor its progress toward its evening "toilette" by watching a tail tip moving toward the telephone pole.
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