Reply #3: "You Bit of Rotten Aspi-Corn!"

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Lady Leftcoast liked to call all her exes Aspi-corn, chiefly because she knew the recipient and all the other attending ears would be stumped. Ahhhh, but what a rare and odd feast for the eyes, she was! Her raven black hair was thick and wavy and roll in the hay strumpet-like. Her buxom bosoms almost leaped out of her low cut frock, for all along this spunky tart was the look of a woman who had been rode hard and put away, well really damp, at least!

"Well, I knew I could count on you!", said Jeremy as he almost fell off the stool, with his pint a-sloshing akimbo.