Reply #40: The Day of the Death Burps... a Quinn Martin Production!

[Systematic Chaos]

Starring Ricardo Montalban as the Belch Inspector and Yul Brenner as the Billowing Fart Bubble of Corniness.

Ugh.

Just - UGH!

I don't know what it is with me today but I woke up feeling bloated and gassy and still feel that way 7 hours later. I'm burping a lot and when I do it tastes like only the finest gourmet putrescence, far in excess of everyday putridity standards. If what was coming out the other end smelled as bad as this tastes, my work building would have been long evacuated. Lucky coworkers.... :( So far today I've had a 420 calorie burger sandwich consisting of two veggie burger patties on a whole wheat bun with some ketchup for breakfast and lunch, and I've barely been able to keep them down. When I get home I will either have a small bowl of Uncle Sam cereal or just say fuckall and go straight to bed. Even with the cereal that puts me at less than 1400 calories for the day, and less than 1000 without it, and still I barely have an appetite. I think this is due to one of my blood sugar medications, and I hope it won't be around tomorrow. When I've had this happen before it generally subsides within a day.

Hope the rest of you are feeling better, or at least less flatulent, than me. :P