"Bin Laden is dead" and a tinfoil moment (maybe)

[Jersey Devil]

OK, maybe this is tinfoil, but I am beginning to wonder if Bin Laden is in fact dead and that Bush was going to try to claim we made him dead in October (Rove's "October Surprise"?) but that somebody (the French) spilled the beans to ruin the party.

You know, maybe bomb the crap out of some empty cave, dig up his grave and take DNA samples to prove it and have Bush as Grand Marshall of the annual Halloween Parade in the Village (you know, the one where all the gays and lesbians march in full regalia). This way he could take credit for Bin Laden and claim to be a champion of gay and lesbian rights at the same time! It would be a coup! But those damned French!!

:tinfoilhat: