HILLARY CLINTON SUPERSTAR: A Rock Opera as told by Carville Iscariot

[Leopolds Ghost]

My mind is clearer now, at last all too well I can see where we all soon will be.
If you strip away, the myth from the man, you will see where we all soon will be.

Carville!!!!

You've started to believe, these things they say of you. You really do believe, this talk of Dean is true!
And all the good you've done, will soon get swept away. You've begun to matter more than the things you say!

Listen Carville, I don't like what I see. All I ask is that you listen to me!
And please remember, I've been your right hand man all along...
Rahm has set them all on fire! You'd think they've found the new messiah.
And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong.

I remember when this whole thing began, no talk of Dean then, we called you a man.
And remember, my admiration for you hasn't died...
But every word you utter when you're babblin'... gets twisted round by Mary Matalin!
And they'll hurt you if they think you've lied...

Listen Carville to the warning I give. Please remember that I want the Clinton legacy to live!
But it's sad to see our chances weakening every hour.
Oh, your followers are blind! Too much DLC cash on their mind!
It was beautiful, but now it's sour... yes, it's all gone sour!!!

-- PAUL BEGALA, "Hillary Clinton Superstar: A Rock Opera"