Why are fundies so weird?

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First there's this thread about fundie weirdness:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2735818

Well, research shows that married people have sex more often, so I guess that's why they get divorced. They have sex too often. :crazy: So following the comandment to be fruitful and replenish the Earth is bad, bad, bad because you'll run out of love because you have sex too often. And our bodies know who we're having sex with and change our hormone output accordingly, so we run out of love quicker when we have sex with different people. :crazy:

Then there's the craziness about the Jesus dolls. And the Jesus camps where kids are forced to pray in front of Bush effigies. And the ministers who buy gay sex and lie about it (because he doesn't want the gay to get beaten out of him?).

What makes the fundies so crazy WEIRD? Are they topping their morning nut bran with heavy duty drugs, or what? Are the bible printers using the "special" ink laced with LSD?

I hope it's not contagious.