George Bush and The Cat in the Hat

[kpete]

(Just some snippets - read the whole thing at:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-burnett/george-bush-and-the-cat-i_b_19982.html )
George Bush and The Cat in the Hat
By Bob Burnett



"If you are so smart,"
Said the Cat in the Hat,
"Then talk to George Bush
What's the matter with that?"

So the Cat in the Hat
Reached in our TV
Grabbed Georgie Bush
Set him down facing me.

"We're winning the war,"
Said Commander-in-Chief
"Yes, Iraq is hard work
But well worth all this grief."

I couldn't believe it
He wore a big grin
As if Bush enjoyed
This mess we are in.

"Hard work if you don't
Know what you're doin'
George, you and your gang
Will lead us to ruin."

Then Dubya got angry
And made a bad sound
He shouted and bellowed
And stomped on the ground.

"I don't have to listen
To peons like you
I'm Decider-in-Chief
I like what I do."

Then Bush took a leap
Back in our TV
He hugged Bill O'Reilly
They giggled with glee.

"We're looting America
And having such fun
Too bad 'bout your future
But we've just begun."