Reply #1: OMG! I just realized something.

[Wizard777]

Now we can rewrite every Pollack joke ever told as Bush Jokes. Apparently my generation was wrong. The stupidest people in the world don't come from Poland. Apparently they come from Texas. Let's try it.

Hillary, Obama, and Bush are on top of a burning building. The fire department is down on the street holding the net and yelling, Jump! Jump! Obama looks over the edge and sees the net bellow. Obama turns to Hillary and Bush and says, Can we make that net? Yes we can and jumps. The firemen scurry around trying to get under Obama with the net and splat! They missed him by inches. The fire is getting closer to Hillary and Bush. Hillary says, anything is better than burning and I refuse to be last. So she jumps. The firemen scurry around trying to get under Hillary with the net and splat! They missed her by inches. Bush is on top of the burning building all alone. He's thinking. They missed Obama and they missed hillary. Suddenly Bush is struck with a brilliant idea. He yells over the edge. You guys set that thing down and move away from it. Then I'll jump.

:rofl:

Yeah that works.