Reply #24: Not even seconds.

[flvegan]

It's like *smash* one-onethousa *ring ring*. Please.

And wtf with calling the house first? I get how it works, but seriously...a timeline in real life...

*smash*
ADP calls, phone rings for 20 seconds with no answer
*ADP calls police
takes 45 seconds to get a report to send a car out
*car en route
10 minutes before the cops get there

Going on 12 minutes. Yeah, I'm getting the Mossberg first.

TBH, if I had ADP, why answer the phone? If they'll send the police more quickly if I don't, why answer?

My favorite? The one where the young girl is home alone right after the parents have left. Crim tries to break in, ADP calls and says "okay, we're calling your parents" Wait, what? Why the parents and not the cops? Idiots.