Reply #19: Right, what we need to do in a bad recession is stop spending money.

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Also, we should all go down to the banks and take out all our money and stuff it under our mattresses.

And we need to engage in trade wars with other countries. If we ratchet up out tariffs, we're sure to make lots of money.

Oh, and we need to return to bad soil conversation practices in the Midwest, particularly Oklahoma. Over graze the fields, that sort of thing.

And while we're at it, throw out all the polio vaccines. We don't need them and they're just a waste of money.