Reply #9: Waterboarding KSM was a resounding success

[Cirque du So-What]

Not only did the CIA extract confessions that he was the mastermind behind hundreds of nefarious plots, he also claimed the he...

* threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy's chowder

* put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp (he may have also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong)

* let the dogs out

* shot the sheriff (but he did not shoot the deputy)

* stole Austin Powers' mojo

* put the lime in the coconut

* wrote the Book of Love

Even though it occurred over twenty years before I was born, I would probably confess to having kidnapped the Lindbergh baby if it spared me another round of waterboarding. I've grown rather fond of breathing air, you see...it's practically habitual with me. I'm just funny that way.