So is “God” an American, or what?

[Cyrano]

As an orthodox agnostic, perhaps I’m not the best person to ask that question. But based on recent history, it seems to me that any “God” that may exist must be an American.

Exhibit 1: Only an “American God” could make Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld appear to be members of the human species.

Exhibit 2: Aside from a few “bad apples,” no American is likely to be held responsible for crimes against humanity. Only an “American God” could make that happen.

Exhibit 3: George Jr. murdered countless human beings, and made billions for American businesses by allying himself with this “American God.”

So my theory is that “God” is either an American, or doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what happens on this planet, or doesn’t exist.

If you have a different theory, I’d love to hear it.