Rush Limbaugh has lost 58 pounds!

[Joanne98]

Quote:
RUSH: I'm getting so many e-mails -- because people see my weight loss on the Dittocam -- and I'm getting so many e-mails, "Why can't you tell us what --" Folks, it's not that I won't tell you, it's just I can't. It's too complicated. I mean putting the menu together is a jigsaw puzzle every day. It would take me 45 minutes every day to tell you what the diet plan is and answer all your questions about why it works. All I can tell you is is that it's about 1500 calories a day, but you don't count 'em. I don't know the caloric intake of one thing I'm eating. All I know is that it adds up to about 1500 calories. It's a factor, but it is the way the proteins, the complex carbs and the fats and even some fruit get put together during the course of the day. For example, you cannot have two proteins at one meal. So I cannot have one night Surf and Turf. I can have five and a half ounces of fillet, seven ounces of chicken or fish, but I can't combine it. I can't have three ounces of beef and four ounces of fish. I don't know why. I just follow it and it works. I've never lost weight faster than this diet. But it's not that I don't want to tell you; it's just I can't.



I bet.

I think he's on drugs again.

He's lost 58 pounds without counting calories or exercising. No personal trainer, no stomach stapling, no Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem.

Yeah, right.

Rush Diet Update: 58 Lbs. Gone
http://www.politicalhotwire.com/hotwire/34370-rush-limbaughs-weight-loss.html


Now all we have to do is GET HIM BUSTED AND HE'S OFF THE AIR FOREVER!



Stake out the pharmacies by his house.