Reply #5: My response:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

Gather the following:
Many candles
Flour
Incense
A small bowl or pot (metal)
Sheets or cloaks.

Take the candles and mark out a pentagram, then light them. Make it big enough for two to sit inside.

Next, take bowl, add incense paper bits, and another candle, and place it in the center. Put on sheets, and begin chanting.

Make up nonsense words, and point at the miscreants often. Sit inside e pentagram and chant, point often at the cretins... Christians.