Reply #35: Assuming you can't turn the hose on them: stinkbombs.

[Heywood J]

On your own lawn, it's not illegal to concoct something that reeks. Just let the stink rip in a bucket on the edge of your lawn closest to the fundies or carry it around them until they turn green. When you're done, neutralize the pail, cap it, and either toss or flush it. With luck, you'll find something that stinks badly enough that they'll smell it on their clothes days later.