Reply #75: Seriously, though...

[Ian David]

Depending on the situation and time available:

Plan A: Evacuate people and pets together.

Plan B: Get pets to professional or emergency animal shelter and evacuate people.

Plan C: Follow instructions of state and local authorities (for example, marking building for firefighters to pick-up pets)

Plan D: Force-feed pets with as many calories and as much water as possible, make sure collars and tags are attached, and let them loose. Attach GPS-enabled cell-phone to pet if possible.

Plan E: Shelter in place and eat pets when all available food (including the flesh of the Republican neighbors) runs out.


What I would NOT do is lock pets in my home UNLESS I was VERY SURE that firemen were going door-to-door collecting pets from houses.

I would need to actually see them on TV doing this.