Suggestions for bush in retirement

[Philosoraptor]

How about bush gets busy in his retirement by ordering air strikes on the houses for humanity. Or maybe he could be the spokesman for promoting world illiteracy. Or possibly produce commercials extolling the virtues of torture.

Clearing brush in land mine fields? Head symposiums on how to start pointless wars that can't be won?

Perhaps he could find the real killers of Ron and Nicole now that O.J. is occupied, and he could finally find those WMD's. He could maybe return to his beloved Jack Daniels and pretzels.

Perhaps he could attend classes in enunciation so that he could finally pronounce nuclear correctly, and have the standard dictionaries change 'I'm going to' to, 'Ahmo', and 'I appreciate' to, 'Ahpreeshate'.

Perhaps he could work on his library and install a waterboarding ride for the kiddies to show them how harmless it is. Maybe he could find time to locate bin Laden, the guy who supposedly perpped nine eleven, or he could even generate good will around the world by groping the female world leaders.

He could also visit people in permanent comas and comfort them, or send all the wounded G.I.'s to Gitmo.

He is eminently qualified to be a top notch Walmart greeter, or a 'guest worker' greeter on the U.S. Mexican border, I understand he hablas some Espagnol.

He could give pointers on how to over-react to terror attacks and under-react to hurricanes.

Bad will ambassador? Shoe shine boy? Comedy writer for Will Ferrell?

Isn't there some niche, crook or cranny, or dank, desolate dungeon we can fit the former president into?