Reply #10: There's still Timmy "The Tool" Pawlenty.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

As far as anybody knows, he hasn't been catting around. However, he's a lame, boring, mullet-wearing, anti-tax, bridge-collapsing assweasel who got kicked to the curb for Sarah Palin even after he lived in McCain's pants for at least a year. He might have a enough sense to keep it in his pants long enough to raise money for 2112, but he's a loser in many other ways.