Reply #11: Of course, there is an alternative.

[Berry Cool]

Telling the men it's time they got up off their fat asses and spent some time cooking what everyone, after all, eats.

Women are only made kitchen slaves by their own lack of willingness to speak up and say "Hey. Guys. This is not all about 'We cook and clean while you watch football.' Get with the 21st century."

I'm lucky, I guess. I'm going to be with nothing but females in my family tomorrow. And guess what--we ordered out. So none of us is cooking.