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I see a cloaked man enter an old smoky tavern in the middle of NoWhere USA. After looking around, he heads to a back room where a single man is eating. The boss man looks up and smiles, "So, what have you brought me today?"
The cloaked man puts down a stack of photos, with associated papers. "Work's bad these days. The Tea Party crap is making every idiot out there a character assassin."
"Yeah, I know," the boss man whispers as he goes through the photos. "I can't give you much. This is all crap, but for you, I'll pay twice what they're worth." He then spies the last photo and shakes his head. "I can't give you anything for this one."
"Why?"
"You didn't do any work on this," the boss laughs, "You walk into the State and she flew her broom onto your pen!"
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