Reply #1: Sounds downright mean to treat a jolly swagman in such a manner.

[snagglepuss]

Imagine not paying your bus fares. That takes gall and to top it off gouging you $14 a month. Does oppresion never end in a system brought about by the thieving hands of do-nothing socialists? If you have a moment, swagman, that is when you can steal a moment for yourself from your slave-driving communist masters, may I suggest that you set yourself down by a billabong under the shade of a coolabah tree as I hear its highly restorative. It may give you the strength you'll need to fight the unfeeling bureaucracy of big gov. All my best.

p.s. I feel your pain as I am in Canuckistan. Need I say more.