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Fleshdancer

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Wed Jun-08-11 02:29 PM
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22. Taser guns and a defibrillator in every classroom!

Kids are so ridiculous that when you tase them with a 50,000-volt electric shock, sometimes their stupid hearts stop beating! Talk about LAZY! So naturally having a defibrillator on hand is necessary to bring them back to life...not that they'll appreciate you for doing so because, well, that's just how ungrateful the little bastards are.

Kids. You can't stun them, you can't beat them, and you can't kill them. Seriously. Don't stun, beat or kill kids people! Even if they belong to someone else.

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