Reply #400: ...the invisible penises that pursued me all across Europe at the behest of the Illuminati Phallic

[Warren DeMontague]

Space Patriarchy, finally caught up with me. After 30 hours of ritualized Satanic Abuse, I finally made it back to my hotel, where I wrote my 20,000 page manifesto on how smashing all cultural gender norms once and for all would finally stop the CIA from communicating with me through my dental work, and allow me to get all these invisible microscopic bugs off my skin.