The Pig Man Threat Across America (39 comments )
Bob Cesa, Huffington Post
02.03.2006"By now we're all familiar with President Bush's demand for legislation banning "human-animal hybrids" -- namely, the gathering threat of a race of Pig Men. These half-pig, half-man monstrosities received higher billing in the State of the Union than did the rebuilding of New Orleans -- so it must be important. For measure, let's see Secretary Chertoff's rendering of Pig Man again:
Tuesday night, I declared my support for the president on this front and have set about my patriotic duty researching and tracking this threat. What I discovered might shock you.
Nestled in the Bitterroot Valley, Montana is a secret operation to build the race of Pig Men -- a facility brazenly named Pigman Builders. How long have they been growing Pig Men in Matrix-style goo pods? Long enough to have achieved the self-proclaimed status of "Innovative and Award Winning." So there's awards for this grotesque bastardization of God's science? Worse -- they give out awards for hating America?
Upon further investigation, I discovered that the lab is partially operated by -- you guessed it -- actual Pig Men. Their staff page lists the names Chip Pigman, Ron Pigman, Ran Pigman (could be a devilish clone of Ron), Anne Pigman, and Corky Pigman. So they're giving names to Pig Men, eh? And endearing, all American names like "Corky" and "Chip"? As if they're like us. I wonder which liberal activist judge allowed those birth certificates to be approved.
.... SNIP"
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