BUSH CLAIMS DECISIVE VICTORY IN WAR ON TERROR: RAID ON AL QAEDA JUNGLE GYM

[Don Davis]

Displaying the swagger that had long been absent, President Bush triumphantly announced today that U.S. Special Forces had conducted a successful raid on the very heart of Al Qaeda’s training network: the terrorists’ notorious jungle gym. (GRAPHIC at http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=541)

Standing on the deck of an aircraft carrier, and surrounded by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Bush asserted that “major strength and conditioning operations of Al Qaeda are over.”

The President further explained that satellite photos had revealed that every single al-Qaeda recruit had undergone basic training on this set of monkey bars, including the infamous female terrorist, Private al-Benjamini.

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1. We need more military bases in the area.

[Stuckinthebush]

2. Good stuff for the lounge

I'm sure they'd enjoy it over there.