Chez le Roi Punch et sa judy.

[Joe Chi Minh]

Ephraim Hardcastle in the Daily Mail:

"Mr Punch lookalike President Sarkozy presented fiancee Carla Bruni with the same Dior ring he gave ex-wife Cecilia. Worse it was designed by the latter's best friend, Victoire de Castellane? (wonder if she's a relation of the rugby player?) The £15000 ring is part of Ms Castellane's Fiencee of a Vampire' collection. Why does he continue to patronise Ms de Castellane? Her sister is Mathilde Agostinelli, one of Sarkozy's circle of female, or slappers, as Cecilia calls them. Alors!

PS: I thought "judy" was an American slang synonym for "broad'", but apparently, it's Brit and Oz slang. But don't those women's names sound grand! Proper wee mesdames, nae doot.