We Must All Do Our Part To Preserve This Climate Of Fear

[ingac70]

"The last six years have been a golden age of American apprehension and mistrust. Thanks to the events of Sept. 11, 2001, all of America was united, standing shoulder to shoulder in sheer, unrelenting fear. But tragically, that atmosphere of panic and confusion has begun to fade, and without another terrible attack to bond us as a nation, we are dangerously close to entering a post-post-9/11 era.

We cannot allow that to happen.

We must all do whatever we can to preserve America by refocusing our priorities back on the contemplation of lethal threats—invisible nightmarish forces plotting to destroy us in a number of horrific ways. It is only through the vigilance and determination of every patriot that we can maintain the sense of total dread vital to the prolonged existence of a thriving, quivering America.

Our country deserves no less than every citizen living in apprehension."


more at http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/we_must_all_do_our_part_to

[Kutjara]

1. Personally, I spend at least ten minutes every day...

...quivering in inchoate terror. It's an important ritual that I perform diligently, no matter what other demands I have on my time. It's the least I can do for America, and I think everyone should do something similar, even if all they can manage is the occasional tremble from time to time.