Ben Stein's gas is EXPELLED! (peeeeeee--uuuuuu)

[Ronnie Roach]

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Ben Stein’s gas is EXPELLED.
(Pee-u!!!!)
When is going to register in the U.S American rights pea brain that they do not how to make a movie? They put out 6 replies to Michael Moore’s masterpiece documentary, “Fahrenheit 9/11” All 6 of them bombed! People still laugh at the movie, “Red Dawn”
Take Ben Stein…please! What a illustrative career he has, from being President Nixon speech writer then being a thespian in the classic cinema, “Ferris Bueller’s day off” 1986. Stein plays the same monotonous character in every movie. You know? The guy who is a lethargic bespectacled nerd? I guess liberal Hollywood needs a reliable character actor. Maybe Stein could do a benefit for the Epstein Barr Virus? He might be afflicted with it!
Some production company with a Ayn Rand fetish named, “Premise Movies” released a Religious right agitprop flick this week called: Expelled (No intelligence allowed”) originally tiled, “Cross roads”. Believe me, this piece of tripe will disappear faster than Terrence Trent Darby musical career. Maybe if you are reading this it’s gone already! You didn’t miss anything. Imagine Michael Moore under the influence of a handful of anti-depressants, now you got Ben Stein! Going after those Godless academic commies. Those university Marxists is throwing followers of Intelligent Design to man eating Lions. Well…sort of. I guess all is well at Liberty Baptist University because they let Atheists have teaching posts, not really.
The usual right suspects are there. One is that horse voice ex-commie, “David Horrorwitz” and others we know and love. This flick has no style. Every thing is derivative from; Film School 101. How do I Know this? Go find it on some illegal web site. Hey, it’s not even worth seeing for free. I hope these clowns lose money.
Note to Ben. You are never going to work in Hollywood again! Hugo Chavez told me him self!

For more about this lemon, go here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-1KwNQAXrs&NR=1

[ck4829]

1. Crossroads, eh?

That original name is quite telling.

[Red Zelda]

2. Heard an ad about this

referred to it as "the movie Big Science doesn't want you to see!"
Big Science???? ROFL!!!
Yeah, there are scientists out there making billions in profits ala Exxon. Yep.

[TlalocW]

3. In my college's physics department

There was a large printout of a cartoon. On one half of it were the words little science and an illustration of some high tech factory. The other half had the words big science and a drawing of Einstein in an easy chair with pencil and paper and a thought bubble full of equations.

TlalocW

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. If "big science" made a tenth the money "big religion" does

we'd have colonies on Mars today.