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A senior Republican accuses the Democratic party of wanting to turn America 'into France'. Quelle horreur!Ian Williams
May 16, 2008 9:30 PM | Printable version
There is indeed reason for quiet optimism for the Democratic party in November, as the GOP shows signs of pronounced epidemic Alzheimer's and disintegration - whether it's the Republicans losing previously rock-solid congressional districts such as that in Mississippi this week, or the actions of its upper echelons.
First, Bob Barr, the profoundly reactionary one-time Republican congressman, declares that he wants to run on the Libertarian ticket, pulling votes away from John McCain and - what is more - forcing the latter to reverse his impressions of a centrist lest McCain forfeit the party's core of conservative votes.
Second, while we can forgive the septuagenarian candidate himself for never being sure whether it's the Shia or the Sunni who are the enemy du jour, now Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has chipped in. "It's pretty clear to me that the Democratic agenda is to turn us into France," McConnell said this week, showing multiple signs of memory loss.
He may have forgotten that in the little incident that led to the first ridiculous outrage against France, which was, of course, the Iraq war, our gallant Gallic allies were proven entirely correct. The war was a huge mistake, as most Americans now agree. Most have tried to blank out the memory of French fries turning into freedom fries in the congressional canteens. French letters were left unmolested by evangelical congressmen who never use that sort of thing anyway.
Typically, McConnell's dimming gray cells, while betraying the customary ingratitude to Marshal Lafayette and the French army and navy without whom Americans would be singing "God Save the Queen", may not have visited the largest city in Kentucky, the state he so badly misrepresents. It is named Louisville, and for a clue about which Louis it is named after, the city's symbol is the fleur de lis. ......(more)
The complete piece is at:
http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/ian_williams/2008/05/etats_uni.html
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