Hy-pathetic-al Questions

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Hy-pathetic-al Questions
What if Gene inflicted another 'What if' column on us?

By Gene Weingarten
Sunday, May 25, 2008; W36

Well, it would probably go something like this:

WHAT IF candidates for president were required to have a computer chip implanted in their brains that compelled them to answer every question as honestly and as fully as possible, not permitting evasion, obfuscation or "no comment"?

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WHAT IF John McCain were a leprechaun?

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WHAT IF Barack Obama were exactly the same person he is but were named Stanley P. Nussbaum?

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WHAT IF Hillary Clinton had recognized the mathematical realities of her situation, decided to stop being so stubborn and graciously threw in the towel months ago?

ANSWERS HERE: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/20/AR2008052001490_pf.html

WARNING: Do not click the link if you are humorless and extremely sensitive about your chosen candidate. Just go back to proving someone is wrong in GDP.