Bush the Deciderer to Write Book About Whiney Excuses

[Stingo]

George Bush has decided to write a book, and he’s 30,000 words into the task, evidently. No comments about crayons from me. I’m sure words cannot adequately capture the quality of prose and logic that will spill forth from the mighty pen of W.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/03/19/bush-the-deciderer-to-write-book-about-whiney-excuses/

[LakeSamish706]

1. The sad part is, probably many will buy it just to see what he has to say.. n/t

[Stingo]

6. The Bush quote:

“I’m going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there’s an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened,” Bush said.

I'm thinking the President ought to know the difference between "authoritarian" and "authoritative."

[Why Syzygy]

2. Let's see...

1. Ignoring intelligence warning written especially for me
2. Sitting with blank stare for 7 minutes while our nation was under attack
3. Going after Saddam when the real guy was in a different country
4. Lying my ass off
5. Strutting my stuff
6. Shredding the Constitution
7. Spying on American citizens
8. Torturing anyone who gets in my way
9. Looting the national treasury
10. Stealing my second election
11. Smirk
12. Duck!

[Stingo]

3. I expect a whole lot of comedy in these responses.

Truly, though, it might be a devastating look into his mindset. This seems a risk to what little legacy Bush has left.

[pipi_k]

8. I know...scary, isn't it...

Sort of like finding a plastic baggie with what looks like a dog turd in it and opening it up just to make sure...

[pipi_k]

7. A couple more

13. Falling off my tricycle bicycle

14. "Choking on a pretzel" and falling on my face (wink wink)

15. Dropping Barney on his head

16. Spending eight years as "World Leader" sounding like Gomer Pyle's imbecile half-brother

17. Keeping the world safe by clearing brush on my ranch

[KansDem]

4. Please do, Mr. Former pResident!

I'd like to know why you made the decision to:

1) Desert the Texas Air National Guard
2) Snort coke
3) Sit and do nothing on 9/11 after being told the US was under attack
4) Invade a country based on your own lies
5) Out a covert CIA operation tracking (real) WMDs though the mideast
6) Sit and do nothing on 9/11 after being told the US was under attack (yeah, I know. I already included this one, but I think it's very important.
7) Make mockery of your not finding WMDs in Iraq at a DC press dinner. All the "journalists" laughed along with you while 4,000 US troops and 1,000,000 Iraq civilians lay dead
8) Resort to torture developed by the Khmer Rouge in "questioning" detainees
9) Not go after Osama bin Laden
10) Sit and do nothing on 9/11 after being told the US was under attack (very important)
11) Wiretap Americans illegally
12) Move all US troops and bases out of Saudi Arabia per Osama bin Laden's request
13) Any other failing you were so adept at but CorpMedia whores refused to ask about...(too busy laughing at your "'Nope...not here' Where-are-the-WMDs?" routine, no doubt).

Please explain. I'd like to know...

[Stingo]

5. I sense a little

bitterness.