Soprano gang member Silvio Dante sends his resume in to AIG

[Think82]

Silvio Dante's Resume
[phone] 1712 N. Main St. Patterson, NJ

Ey! With the economic downturn, my usual avenues of income ain’t earnin’ what they used to. Let’s face it, with people strugglin’, they’re less than inclined to frequent my gamblin’ business and my strip joint. Garbage company executives and union officials can’t pay my excessive interest rates, even when I “twist their arms.”... Literally.

Anyway, I heard that some a’ your executives were takin’ bonuses for losin’ money, and, as I think I’m due for a career change, I’d like to apply, bein’ as it is that I think I’d fit in with your corporate culture. Here’s my resume: http://www.examiner.com/x-2895-LA-Political-Satire-Examiner~y2009m3d22-Silvio-Dante-sends-in-his-resume-to-AIG

[pepperbear]

1. "Oh yeah, and, uh, that thing you wanted? It's done." n/t

[Think82]

2. Anyone else gotta problem wit' Webistics?

[4lbs]

3. He can also get his friends Fat Moe and Skinny Pete to sit on the board.

n/t

[GiveMeFreedom]

4. The Economic bailouts?

"Fer git a bout it!"