Why Not Snakes?

[Stingo]

The CIA was authorized under the Bush Administration to use insects as interrogation enhancements. But no snakes. Not one thing about snakes. I’m smelling some kind of injustice here.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/04/16/why-not-snakes/

[bemildred]

1. I dunno. They were into putting underwear on peoples heads.

What else do you need to know about them?
I mean I DO see your point.

[Stingo]

2. HEad wedgies?

Is that related to the teabagging thing? Are they torturing their own supporters with tea bags?

[bemildred]

5. No. no, they were making the terrists wear womens underwear on their heads.

That was supposed to demoralize them, make them crack for the shame of it. Tea bags is a sophisticated sexual technique for western sophisticates.

[Stingo]

6. Don't terrorists drink tea?

With lots of sugar, too. There's a joke somewhere there and it is being tortured until someone figures it out.

[macebowman]

7. and eat grits

[Stingo]

9. With gerbils

Not sure why, but it sounds good.

[bemildred]

8. That it! Force them to drink hot tea!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7967823.stm

[Lint Head]

3. They didn't use a snake because they might confuse themselves

with the snake.
:dem:

[Stingo]

4. Then bring in real snakes!

O'Reilly, or Liddy, or Joe the Plumber, or Cheney! If they really wanted to fight terror with torture, use one of those guys.