Major Garrett, Wearing Underwear, Attends White House Briefing

[Stingo]

Major Garrett of FoxNews showed up at a White House briefing yesterday dressed so radically that one of his colleagues exclaimed, “There’s a guy in his underwear back there.” It is unclear whether this was a calculated move for publicity by FoxNews, or whether Major Garrett was caught in one of those embarrassing dreams.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/04/19/major-garrett-wearing-underwear-angles-for-story-on-bo/

[MADem]

1. He's insisting it was "gym attire." It must have been that early eighties style

gym attire, with the teeny-tiny shorts a la Richard Simmons...you know, the kind that put The Lads on full display!

[Stingo]

3. Major Garrett

sure has changed. That picture doesn't even look like him.

Still, it is not surprising a FoxNews guy would claim teabagging is a weight loss technigue.

[tanyev]

2. From the network who led the faux outrage about Obama not wearing his jacket in the Oval Office.

[MADem]

4. It is kinda funny, actually--they gripe about the jacket, whilst Garrett's "schwetty balls"

rest upon the newly upholstered, widebody chairs in the brand-spanking new media center!

I do hope that becomes his "tagline" from now on every time he walks in a room--"Pssst...there's a guy in his underwear over there!!!!!" ought to become code for "That Major Asshole Garrett guy just strolled in!"

[Stingo]

5. Make that a code phrase

for any Fox propagandist, shall we?

[TankLV]

6. It's FUX way of DISRESPECTING THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT

NOW THAT A BLACK MAN AND A DEMOCRAT OCCUPIES IT...!!!

another example of FUX RACISM pure and simple...there is NO other "excuse"...

imagine if someone TRIED that during the previous horrible eight years...they wouldn't have even let him IN!!!

(wait - I forgot about Jeff Gannon!)

[Stingo]

8. I think you should

learn to say what you mean and not be so reticent.

[burning rain]

10. Previous eight years --

that would have hurt Fixed News with their base.

[burning rain]

11. Carries a tacit appeal to the more radical anti-Obama types, in any case.

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[psychmommy]

7. this brings to mind a pic of lt dangle from reno 911.

now i have to watch faux so i can know who i am snickering about.

[The Wizard]

9. Clearly a case of Major

InFoxication

[Stingo]

12. Major Major

was not quite so absurd.