God Taps Crazy Eyes Bachmann for President

[CitizenPatriot]

Just because Michele has Crazy Eyes, doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love her. Not only does God love Bachmann, but God speaks directly to her. Opens doors for her. Anoints her, even. And now He wants her to run for President. Take that, you anti-American liberals!

When Bachmann isn’t busy exposing Obama’s FEMA camps, stopping the formulation of a global currency thereby saving our country from being “no more”, warning us against Obama re-education camps that her son Harrison has joined in what can only be described as an act of sanity cum rebellion, or hiding in the bushes during a gay rights rally, she’s educating us about carbon dioxide: “There isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas!”

But yesterday, God must have really been whispering in Bachmann’s ear, because she's hinting that if God calls her, by George, she's gonna do his biddin' and run. For President.

“In an interview with World Net Daily, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) was asked whether she would ever run for President -- and she replied that she would do it if God calls her to it.”

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/08/bachmann-ill-run-for-presiden...

Now, in case you're feeling all losery because God has never called you, let alone tapped you like he did Palin, let me say that that just means you’re unworthy of living. No reason to be upset. In fact, you clearly wouldn’t have to work for a living if God loved you. So, you can see how this whole thing is your fault.

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http://www.politicususa.com/en/node/7086

[DCKit]

1. If I had the $$$, I'd be tempted to donate to "Palin/Bachman 2012"...

just to have the show run longer on Faux, encouraging them to drive the last of the sane Republicans out of the party.

[CitizenPatriot]

2. I know, it'd be a wise politcal strategy on our part...

maybe we should start a fund.

the real question is who will be the top of the ticket?

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I have to wonder about God's choices since he reportedly wanted GWB to be President, too.

Once the younger Mr. Bush's faith took hold, it spread to his political ambitions. "I believe that God wants me to be president," is what Richard Land, a leader of the Southern Baptist Convention, recalls hearing Mr. Bush say in a meeting with close associates on the day of his second inaugural as governor of Texas.

http://www.beliefnet.com/frame_offsite.asp?pageLoc=http://www.forestcouncil.org/tims_picks/view.php?id=56

[CitizenPatriot]

4. god also told Bush to fight in Iraq

in order to kill "Gog and Magog", so I'm thinking God is off his meds or something.

[DCKit]

5. Oh, those happy days when we had Gog and Magog in the WH. Good times. n/t

[The Wizard]

6. She'd be better off lap dancing

At a Bible Belt truck stop.

[CitizenPatriot]

12. hey, if they did a double header

they could be like Roxie and whoever in Chicago.

palin and bachmann do the Bible Belt Pole -- it's got a ring

[Duke Newcombe]

7. Imagining God saying, "Not in MY name" about now... n/t

:eyes:

[CitizenPatriot]

11. He is, but the only probelm is that sane people

don't believe they can hear god, so no one is reporting it.

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Cringe we can believe in!

[CitizenPatriot]

10. Oh, damn. that was good! nt

[Seldona]

9. I can just imagine what god would be calling on her to do once there.

Scary. Eight years with a complete lunatic at the helm is enough for me, thank you very much.

[CitizenPatriot]

13. her God wants her to destroy all of the non-Xtian nations

and then get rid of all of the evil non-right-christians in this country so Jesus can come back.

He also wants her (or Sarah) to get rid of separation of church and state....in what they admit "seems totalitarian" -- and they never explain just how it isn't totalitarian. So, basically, get rid of democracy. As much as I doubt both of these women in terms of their brains, I have utter faith in their ability to destroy all that's good in their path ....

Bibles and flags. The usual lies.