The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

[locopolitico]

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

"I'm upset that Mike Huckabee criticized Natalie Portman for having a child out of wedlock. Listen, I'm no fan of unwed mothers either, but this is Natalie Portman we're talking about. That unborn child is Luke Skywalker." —Stephen Colbert

"It turns out that the Republican budget that they submitted for next year slashes funding for the agency that issues tsunami warnings and organizes responses to the tsunami. In their defense, Republicans say that tsunamis are just a theory, they are not a real threat like ACORN, the Black Panthers, NPR, and math teachers in Wisconsin." —Bill Maher

"Newt knows that before he throws his giant hat into the ring, he has to explain his past positions — specifically, why those positions were so often on top of women who weren't his wife." —Stephen Colbert

http://politicalhumor.about.com/b/2011/03/12/the-weeks-best-late-night-jokes-114.htm

[thaddeus_flowe]

1. haha

Thanks for the pulp-free concentrate of late night tv.