Saturday, April 9, 2011
The Death of a Rodeo Clown
Adam Smith’s invisible hand of the market gave Glenn Beck the finger. What do I think of his dismissal from Fox? I’m so sorry; I forget that corporations can be as duplicitous as Washington politicians. Glenn and Fox had a mutual agreement for his departure. Maybe Glenn wanted to spend more time with his family. Did George Soros pay Fox to fire him? No! Glenn, like so many on the right, shot himself in the foot. Which foot? The left one, sweetie darling--what else?!
Are we going to miss his hyena sarcasm? How about his infantile mockery? I mean, come on! Nobody could read a Koch brother talking point like Glenn and make it so entertaining. “That is just great!” “Really?” “Hee-hee! Chuckle! Snicker! Laugh!” Time and time again, we have seen this kind of entertainment before. Glenn just put a laugh track on John Birch Society rhetoric and did a song and dance as he attacked the so-called left. Wally George, Jr. will now take the stage right exit and we will never hear from him again. Oh, he has a radio show? Only old men with radios in the garage listen to the radio. Right wing wives don’t want to hear Glenn’s shit in the house. Maybe his two million followers will follow him to some remote South Pacific Island and drink the Kool-Aid because the Islamo-Socialist new order is taking over and death is the only way out. They could have some dehydrated pizza and play with their gold certificates before they commit mass suicide. Now that is a good time!
Yeah, Glenn, we did our homework and we found out that you SUCK! Anybody can get a job with any corporate media outlet like Fox. Yes, Fox News is corporate media just like NBC, CBS, and ABC are. You can call them liberal media until you are blue state in the face! All you’ve got to do is attack poor people and call them lazy. Attack government, but only if the Democrats are in charge. Attack organizations like ACORN, Planned Parenthood, the ACLU, and the U.N. Attack unions or activist judges and Hollywood liberals. Hey! You’ll make millions! But never, ever attack corporations that are run by wrinkly, old, WASP men! If they pollute the environment, that’s OK! They are entitled to their wealth! Let them underpay their work force! If you are poor, it’s because you are lazy and evil! The Aryan rich have no obligations to the United States of America. They are not obligated to pay taxes or join the armed forces. They don’t have to go to church because they know God on a first name basis.
So, who will be the next right-wing superstar on T.V? You know something? I don’t care anymore!
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