Bush would have an excuse for getting a bj

[johncoby2]

If Bush got a bj I could just hear the excuses now:

I am under alot of pressure.
I needed some relief.
God gave me the go-ahead.

[iamjoy]

1. Bush Needs a B.J.!

Maybe then he wouldn't be so eager to invade other countries. Besides, he's still all hot for this missile defense thing - do you think he's compensating?

[unblock]

2. he wouldn't need one. the press wouldn't cover it

sad but true. they probably even KNOW about bj's and/or his tennessee buddy. but they wouldn't cover it.

everyone in politics has skeletons in their closet and hidden scandals. scandals "erupt" not because they exist and are discovered, but because someone has an agenda and sees the publicity of a scandal as a means to achieve their end.

if a politician has no scandals, it's not because he's whistle clean. it's because he can manage his enemies, whether through deals, payoffs, counter-threats, distraction, charm, or luck.

[No2W2004]

3. It really isn't cheating....

:eyes:

[powergirl]

4. It's part of the war against terra'

eom

[jorno67]

5. "I wuz peein and Condi slipped and fell on it"

[powergirl]

6. Hey, she was defusing my wmd

:evilgrin:

[Cheswick2.0]

7. it would be Clinton's fault

!

[TheFarseer]

8. top 10 excuses

10 It's not a blow job, it's a "freedom job"

9 If the president can't get a BJ the terrorists win.

8 Bill Clinton made me do it with his trickle down immorality

7 It takes 8 years for a blowjob to kick in so really this is Bill Clinton's blowjob

6 Making a chick give me head is alot better than feeding her in a woodchipper like Saddam would have done

5 I was probing her mouth for the WMDs

OK that's all I can think of

[unblock]

9. rotflmao!!

4 when i said, "my dick is stiff", i meant the vice-president needs to loosen up.

3 feeling left out of all that compassionate cunnilingualism.

2 we don't pay attention to poles around here

and

1 only unpatriotic liberals oppose honoring the presidential staff!

[johncoby2]

10. OMG. What did I start?

The Democrats are just trying to politicize my wang.

[NinetySix]

11. Rummy was under fire...

...and was just "blowing off" some steam! That's for you, Rushbo!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

12. Heh heh...

Kinda brings a whole new meaning to "Stay the course," doesn't it?

[MoonRiver]

13. Could he get one?

Even if he payed? :puke: