Have you noticed something RE: LaRouche, the right never brings him up

[JVS]

I'm sure that good old Lyndon has those fascist stooges of Queen Elizabeth II shaking in their jackboots. We all better just give up on our pet candidates, because LaRouche is going to be the 44th president of the United States of America. And I don't want to hear the nay-sayers come in here and bash Larouche. If you don't like him, I have one thing to say to you: Your candidate sucks ass, get over it. Because when LaRouche becomes candidate Americans of all political and social backgrounds are going to sweep him into office with 100% of the electoral votes. He'll get 90% of the popular votes too. That is why the media doesn't mention him. They are SO AFRAID!

[wndycty]

1. Cute, very cute

:kick:

[JVS]

2. It won't be so cute come 2004

When Lyndon LaRouche kills and eats Clark and all of the other presidential wannabes!

[GOPBasher]

4. "kills and eats" the other dems

That had me laughing so hard my freeking stomach hurts now. Cheers! :toast:

[JVS]

6. America is filled with mentally unstable people

Isn't it about time WE had a president?

Well, I guess Dubya could be called mentally unstable, but I don't like to count him among our ranks. He lacks "the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament" to quote Dr. Evil. Dubya is just a bit warped and dim.

[acerbic]

3. ROTFLMAO

:-)

[ShaneGR]

5. Who????

Didn't this guy die a while ago?

[wndycty]

7. They are picking on me. . .

. . .I started a thread about Clark that rubbed some the wrong way. Basically, I said that the right is ignoring Clark because they are afraid of him. The usual Clark basher came out.

[GOPBasher]

33. I actually like Clark a lot, and I'm not picking on you.

I just participated in this thread because I think it's funny as hell to make fun of LaRouche. I didn't mean to insult your thread at all. Again, I like Clark and I hope he runs.

[salin]

8. Nah.. he was just laying low.... In Jail!

but he has been paroled and is back on his 30+ year path towards the presidency.

[JVS]

9. Lemme check on that real quick.

Not to my knowledge.
http://www.larouchepub.com/

Of course, the enemies of freedom would certainly like you to believe that he were dead. It would be a lot easier than sneaking into his sub-terranian fortress and killing him themselves.

[jono]

12. Tell that to his supporters downtown! (n/t)

[Jim Sagle]

10. LaRouche ain't nuthin' but Nazi filth.

[JVS]

11. By use of double-negative you tip your hand

Larouche is something other than nazi filth! What a ringing endorsement! The other candidates may be anyone but Bush, but Larouche is not only someone other than Bush, he is also not Nazi filth. What more do we need to know? He is obviously destined to lead us out of ruin!

[RichM]

17. Lyndon's the One!!

:bounce::bounce:

[GOPBasher]

27. I'll go one better!

Lyndon Larouche is not only not Nazi filth, but he also isn't a child murderer. I defy any of you who smear his name to come up with ANY evidence whatsoever that he ever murdered a child. He never did! Not even one! So there! JVS is right, this man who clearly is not a total Nazi (only moderately so) and has never killed a single child (we don't think; there's no evidence for it) is the man who will lead the nation back to its former greatness.

[Christian73]

13. Well I've never heard of Larouche

and I'm pretty well read. The name rings a bell but I couldn't tell you who he is or what he's done.

He's certainly done nothing to garner my vote. Or, if he has, he's keeping it real quiet.

[ButterflyBlood]

14. He's served jail time for mail fraud

claims the Queen of England is the head of all the world's drug trade and once sponsored an initiative in California to quarantine all AIDS patients.

[JVS]

15. Do you have a link

Or are you just trying to smear him like so many others have before?

[WoodrowFan]

26. Links

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/cult/larouche/main.htm

http://www.publiceye.org/larouche/nclcmain.html

http://www.rickross.com/groups/larouche.html
(this is an anti-cult site)

And some “fun” quotes from…. A lot of these are old, but you can find the same wacko stuff on his website now.
http://www.totse.com/en/conspiracy/institutional_analysis/lhldefd.html


"Jazz was foisted on black Americans by the same oligarchy which had run the U.S. slave trade, with the help of the classically trained but immoral George Gershwin and the Paris-New York circuit of drug-taking avant-garde artists."

"The Racist Roots of Jazz", Back Cover, The Campaigner, September-October 1980



"The Beatles had no genuine musical talent, but were a product shaped according to British Psychological Warfare Division (Tavistock) specifications, and promoted in Britain by agencies which are controlled by British intelligence."

"Why Your Child Became A Drug Addict" Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr., Campaigner Special Report, Copyright 1978


"The first, and most important fact to be recognized concerning the Hitler regime, is that Adolf Hitler was put into power in Germany on orders from London. The documentation of this matter is abundant and conclusive."

"Humboldt Versus Hitler", Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr., The Campaigner, August 1978



"Who is pushing the world toward war? is the forces behind the World Wildlife Fund, the Club of Rome, and the heritage of H.G. Wells and the evil Bertrand Russell."

"An Open Letter to President Brezhnev", Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr., Executive Intelligence Review, June 2, 1981

[GOPBasher]

29. You haven't caught the sarcasm have you?

This whole thread is a joke. I think JVS is parodying the thread about how the "Right never brings up Clark because they're scared of him." I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure no one ACTUALLY likes LaRouche. Just trying to save you some time. It looks like you're doint research to prove what everyone already knows about LaRouche.

[wndycty]

34. This thread is sarcastic. . .

. . .but the other one was not. . .but its pretty funny because it brought out the Clark haters.

[GOPBasher]

35. I just edited that post.

I meant to say, "no one actually likes LaRouche, but I accidently said, "no one actually likes Clark," so I just changed it. My bad. I actually like Clark a lot and I'm hoping he runs.

[WoodrowFan]

37. I saw..

Mostly sarcasm, but since I've seen a few Larouche supporters here before I decided to be better safe than sorry...


But I did pick the quotes I thought would get the most LOLs.

[JVS]

38. You are correct

The Wingnut Avatar is also part of the act. Not to mention the cannibalism theme.

[JVS]

42. Ohh those wily Brits!!!

Getting away with screwing us because our entire ruling class is composed of their descendants. I can just feel the hatred growing inside me.

[absolutezero]

20. he's insane

he's an ex socialist, ex fascist and now calls himself an FDR democrat, has his brainwashed supporters come and spew their conspiracy theories at colleges then ducks out whenever you call him a fascist

he also spent time in jail after defrauding the elderly in order to get "the most campaign donors ever"

when i mentioned that howard dean had half a million in one day from grassroots they claimed dean was a LaRouche supporter and just riding off lyndon's donations or some other crap

[RichM]

21. Well, OK, everyone has a few flaws. But aside from that, do you have any

substantial objections to Lyndon's candidacy?

[JVS]

22. Didn't you read my post #6

Larouche is the insane candidate for insane times.

[RichM]

16. This is SO true! I'm glad people are finally noticing this!! Obviously,

the ONLY REASON the right wing hasn't been talking about LL is because they're terrified!

HE IS KARL ROVE'S WORST NIGHTMARE!!

LaRouche KICKS ASS!! When Lyndon sweeps in, we'll have a LOCK ON THE WHITE HOUSE FOR AT LEAST 16 YEARS. NO, wait - make that 24 YEARS. (It's a higher number, & as long as we're slinging around arbitrary assertions, it costs no more to pick the higher number.)

[JVS]

18. YEAH. I'm glad someone else knows the TRUTH too

We're Going to kick butt in 2004! And eat the carcasses of the opposition! Rove is shitting his pants in terrror!

[arendt]

24. He's nuts, but very persuasive if you only listen for a minute

(sorta like that black GOP presidential candidate
and talk show host...forget his name, but he was
another guy who could make sense right up to the
time that strapped him into the straightjacket)

For example,

this morning I walked past the LaRouchites in
Central Square, Cambridge.

They were trying to get people to sign an
"Impeach Cheney" petition.

Now, there is nothing insane about that!!!

But, to go anywhere near these folk is like
inviting the Jehovah's Witnesses into your
house for a Bible study.

I think the right leaves LL alone because LL
makes sensible lefties question their own
sanity. :-)

arendt

[WoodrowFan]

25. Mosque

They set up their "Impeach Bush" table outside the mosque on Mass Ave (in DC) every Friday as well. And don't even try to get into the DMV in Fairfax County without going past them.

[RichM]

28. You mean Alan Keyes. But arendt..... Pssst....

(This thread is really just a joke! It's a parody of a recent thread that was pushing Wesley Clark.)

You're exactly right, though, that LaRouche is "...nuts, but very persuasive if you only listen for a minute."

[GOPBasher]

31. No way! I'm dead serious.

I'm dead serious about LaRouche. He's coming baby! He has upwards of 17 actual human followers, and the list is growing by the decade! And these supporters will be voting in droves in 2004!

[salin]

40. and he's had at least 20 years experience

of running for president! AND he can speak directly to the issues of the incarcerated.

[angka]

41. larouche/arnie '04 ticket

now i've one-upped all your asses. we're gonna build a highway to china, and then arnie will drive the first tank over! "hasta la vista, lower-form-of-life chinese!"

and the best part is how easy it would be for larouche to have people beaten up.

[arendt]

36. Didn't you see my "smiley"? Tongue firmly in cheek!

Just thought I'd point out the similarities
to the Repuke headcase Alan Keyes (thanks
for the memory jog on that; or maybe sorry
you reminded me :-).

arendt

[RichM]

39. Oops, sorry, missed the smiley. My bad! n/t

[JVS]

19. KICK

[GOPBasher]

23. I think the Right will try to smear him.

They'll try crying, shouting and screaming about how LaRouche is a "socialist," or a "fascist," or an "anarchist," or a "total psychopath," with "Multiple Personality Disorder." They'll have to use all these mundane criticisms because they won't have any REAL objections to him. They know how totally awesome he is! That's okay. Let them use all that negative campaigning, because in the end, the American people will listen to LaRouche's positive messages about the International Jewish Conspiracy and the Radical Homosexual Agenda that gives homosexuals the right to live and not be eaten by LaRouche. To quote Dubya, "Let them take the high horse and take -- they won't take that low road, they'll take the low road, and we will won't claim -- we won't take -- we won't do that, because -- they'll be claiming one thing and not the other, but we won't -- I mean we will -- I mean we won't do anything like that because we'll stay positively on our positive message about compassion."

Or something.

[RichM]

30. That Dubya quote is awesome!

That guy is just so deep!

[GOPBasher]

32. Thanks.

I actually made that one up, but he has plenty that are just as thrilling. :)