Torture Wolf Blitzer

[CatWoman]

Will you watch President Bush's prime-time speech on Iraq?


Yes 40% 34682 votes

No 60% 51559 votes
Total: 86241 votes


http://www.cnn.com/CNN/Programs/wolf.blitzer.reports/

[maggrwaggr]

1. is there a category for "hell no I can't stand the sight of that crook"?

nt

[gratuitous]

2. What kind of choice is that -- yes or no?

How about:

"Hell No!"

"My wife doesn't let me watch pornography"

"My cats throw up whenever Stupidhead comes on"

"My television throws up whenever Stupidhead comes on"

[Kahuna]

3. I actually will watch it. I love to see him make a fool of himself.

which is everytime he opens his mouth.

[MoonRiver]

4. Done! Hahahahahah!

Eat shit wolfie! :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

5. lol

This is suddenly funny. I think we should torture the bastard frat boy style.

[truthbetold]

6. I never hear what he's saying anyway.

I'm too busy screaming "Idiot!" at the TV.

[PATRICK]

7. A safe, pointless, ambiguous question

that can be spun as residual support for Bush.

They are actually getting much better at crafting the "weasel's twist, the weasel's tooth" sort of question, probably since any other would unleash the public display of wrath against Bush.