A Trip to the Norfolk Zoo

[CatWoman]

Some years ago, my family got together for a trip to the zoo.

My brother and I (I was about 14 at the time) went to see the monkeys.

My brother lit a cigarette, and tossed it in the monkey cage. The monkey scooped it up and started smoking it.

I was like, "trippy". A crowd gathered around and we were all laughing at the monkey.

Then, all of a sudden the monkey scooped up a handful of feces and started throwing it. Just out of the blue, with no warning (luckily, neither of us were hit).

The point of this story is, that episode makes me think of Bush.

He travels the country, appearing before his "safe" crowds, and throws shit at his "adoring" fans.

He responds to Kerry's positive ads by appearing on television in his dumb ass ads and slings shit.

Out of the blue, with no warning.